WHO AM I ?

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Well I’am just Belonia, a 26 years old fervent disciple of Procrastination except when it's time to make Negroni's. Designer of her own catastrophe, with a morbid fear of failure (reason it always taking me a lifetime to initiate things) trying to get her shit together. A dreaming rebelious Aquarius (hell yeah!) full of a lot of things but always been to lazy and scared. Scared of what? Good question.

Don’t panic, I won’t welcome you in the First Day of The Rest of My Life, to be honest I might get bored of this blog and it probably gonna sink straight to my infamous ambitious cemetery. But who knows?

In this Madgazine (cringe?) I’ll chronicle what’s popping in my mind, and believe it or not, there’s a lot. I’ll narrate my journey to achieve what I suppose to be my dream life while strutting my proud Afro crown and sharing nitty gritty details about unimaginable experiences of mine in the most appropriate way to not give my Mom an heart attack.

Let say that this blog will be my Everything’s Bullshit Bible. You may find outfits guide for no occasions cause if you think I need an occasion to look fabulous you got me wrong honey. Maybe an Ode to my transitional object, because why not? Worst, me having a mental breakdown over that crazy frizzy nappy curls or doing illegals things in my gallery (kidding Mom).

Don't even be surprised that one day you'll find a post on how to not forget to breathe, fun fact, it happens to me frequently. (fun until i'm really dying).

At the end of the day, I just want whoever reading this to feel like me when Mom used to told me that this world was too small for me (what aggravated my Aquarius God complex). She was so right, she’s always have been. But now, I’m a grown person, I realised that not everyone needs to be a hero, being nobody with your qualities, defaults, fears or whatever drives you is fairly enough. Remember, time does not exist, so you’ll never be late for the person you attend to be or whatever matters for you.

* Also remember that I'm ChatGPT biggest hater and English is not my mother language, I in fact started this to improve my pen, what's mean this blog is surely full of faults.

Be indulgent kids :)

xoxo B